The Blork Blog

Remember my dream where I had a komodo dragon sniffing my crotch in a room full of monitor lizards? Well, I just took the Office Flirt Test, and here are the results:

The Lizard
Retiring, friendly and totally laidback, you lounge around the office and tend not to be regarded as a player when it comes to […]

Mikel has changed his underwear.

Tuesday’s Yummies
The last day of my week-long food reportage…
• Oatmeal with apples and cinnamon
• 1 medium coffee
• 1 orange
• 1 bowl of blork-crafted chili (half meat, half soy protein)
• 1 thin slice of Montignac bread
• Short espresso with a dollop of cream and 1 tsp. raw sugar
• 1 ham & (light) cheese sandwich with blork-made […]

Jude points out, in the comments attached to my Types of Babes post, that I had forgotten about Scooter babes! My gawd, of course! How could I forget? Scooter babes are women who ride Vespa-like scooters, preferably in Europe. This is a phenomenon we don’t see much in Canada, but go to Italy or France […]

Monday’s Yummies.
Day six of my week-long food reportage…
• 1 bowl of really awful musli (Bleh! Not buying that again!)
• 1 low-fat apple muffin
• 1 medium coffee
• 1 orange
• 1 bowl of tomato-cabage soup
• 1 apple
• 1 load of Greek food, including pikilia, fried calamari, and cod fish, as well as bread and olives.
• 2 glasses […]

Sunday’s Yummies.
Day five of my week-long food reportage…
• Big cup of coffee
• 1 orange
• Tomato and basil sandwich on Montignac bread
• 10 sesame flavored rice crackers
• 1 small glass of fruit juice
• 1 piece of Montignac bread with roasted soy nut and pumpkin seed butter
• 1 artichoke with a drizzle of olive oil and lemon
• […]

This dream was long and involved, and very realistic and detailed. However, I can only remember snippets, and the fact that there was a lot of context to the snippets–context which escapes me now.Imagine if David Lynch had shot the scene in Apocalypse Now in which the boat comes upon a checkpoint at night that […]