The Blork Blog

Remember my dream in which a komodo dragon was sniffing my crotch in a room full of monitor lizards? Well, I just took the Office Flirt Test, and here are the results: The Lizard Retiring, friendly and totally laidback, you lounge around the office and tend not to be regarded as a player when it [...]

Mikel has changed his underwear.

Tuesday’s Yummies The last day of my week-long food reportage… • Oatmeal with apples and cinnamon • 1 medium coffee • 1 orange • 1 bowl of blork-crafted chili (half meat, half soy protein) • 1 thin slice of Montignac bread • Short espresso with a dollop of cream and 1 tsp. raw sugar • [...]

Jude points out, in the comments attached to my Types of Babes post, that I had forgotten about Scooter babes! My gawd, of course! How could I forget? Scooter babes are women who ride Vespa-like scooters, preferably in Europe. This is a phenomenon we don’t see much in Canada, but go to Italy or France [...]

Monday’s Yummies. Day six of my week-long food reportage… • 1 bowl of really awful musli (Bleh! Not buying that again!) • 1 low-fat apple muffin • 1 medium coffee • 1 orange • 1 bowl of tomato-cabage soup • 1 apple • 1 load of Greek food, including pikilia, fried calamari, and cod fish, [...]

Sunday’s Yummies. Day five of my week-long food reportage… • Big cup of coffee • 1 orange • Tomato and basil sandwich on Montignac bread • 10 sesame flavored rice crackers • 1 small glass of fruit juice • 1 piece of Montignac bread with roasted soy nut and pumpkin seed butter • 1 artichoke [...]

This dream was long and involved, and very realistic and detailed. However, I can only remember snippets, and the fact that there was a lot of context to the snippets–context that escapes me now. Imagine if David Lynch had shot the scene in Apocalypse Now in which the boat comes upon a checkpoint at night [...]