Remember my dream in which a komodo dragon was sniffing my crotch in a room full of monitor lizards? Well, I just took the Office Flirt Test, and here are the results:
Retiring, friendly and totally laidback, you lounge around the office and tend not to be regarded as a player when it comes to office sexual politics. But then that’s all part of the act isn’t it? You know all too well who you fancy in the office but you never come right out and show it. That would just be too obvious. You prefer the slow build-up, using your easygoing approach to make sure potential targets are totally relaxed in your company before you make any moves. And when the moves come they are more likely to be outside the office and outside office hours. Not that you aren’t putting in the groundwork all the while you’re at work.
That doesn’t really apply where I currently work (in a small office surrounded by a dozen rumpled men), but when I think back…