Martine and I were walking in the woods behind our place last week and we came upon this scary creature:
Me being the World’s Most Naïve Personâ„¢, I assumed it was a naturally-occurring pile of sticks that just happened to look exactly like a giant spider. And we just happened to find it on the day before Halloween.
Martine pointed out the green eyes (the bottoms of green plastic Sprite bottles) and said "I suppose they just sort of fell into place on their own?"
Uh… yeah. Maybe. Weird shit happens.
D’oh.