Book Trouble

I‘ve been having some trouble with books lately.

(1) I accidentally bought the LARGE PRINT edition of Morley Callaghan’s “The Loved and the Lost.” (It is ironic that when you buy online from Chapters-Indigo, the “large print” designation is marked in fine print.) It’s not a disaster; after all, the words are all the same, and they’re all there even if they’re really big. But I’m embarrassed to ride the Metro with that thing. Not that there’s anything wrong with large print editions, but I’m obviously not hard of seeing. I don’t exactly know why, but I’d feel really self conscious and conspicuous reading that in front of all those people.

(2) I recently bought Lawrence Hill’s novel “The Book of Negroes,” which in the U.S. was renamed to “Someone Knows My Name” for the convenience of your white liberal guilt. It’s a hefty tome, and I’m not sure it will even fit in the back pocket of my satchel. I’m also reluctant to read this on the Metro because I’m worried some semi-literate thug — or worse, a semi-literate liberal (or an American!) — will take umbrage with that perfectly legitimate “n” word and will make a scene.

(3) I cannot find a book I didn’t know I had. The other day I happened upon a blog post that I made almost eight years ago in which I listed the unread books on my bookshelf. (I was compelled to update the post by striking through the ones I’ve since read.) Near the bottom of the list is this one: “Brief Interviews with Hideous Men,” by David Foster Wallace. As you know, Wallace died last September, which prompted me to write a blog post in which I explained that until recently I didn’t even know who he was. This despite the fact that he wrote my second-favorite magazine article of all time, which I first read in 1996 (the name of the article’s author meant nothing to me then). In the aftermath of Wallace’s death I read a lot about him and his writing, and I ended up ordering four of his books from Amazon.

Unfortunately, the one I was most looking forward to was out of stock so they canceled that part of the order. That book was “Brief Interviews with Hideous Men.” Who knew that I’d already had it for at least eight years? Unfortunately, I cannot find it on my bookshelf. I must have given it away without reading it.

(4) I’ve always rejected the notion of “light summer reading.” Why lower your standards just because the sun is shining? On the other hand, the last two novels I’ve read have been grim and weighty. Richard Yates’ “Young Hearts Crying” has an unfortunate title and an even less fortunate cover illustration, but its prose is pure, sterling Yates, and its situations and events are classically Yatesian (although slightly less crushing than in “Revolutionary Road”).

I followed that up with “Everyman,” by Philip Roth, which is a quick read at about 250 compact pages, and I thought it would be typically Rothesque (a bit of grumbling interspersed with lots of old guys making it with much younger women). What’s not to like? As it turns out, “Everyman” is Roth’s meditation (through fiction) of aging, illness, and death. It starts with the protagonist’s funeral, then chronicles his life — with emphasis on the declining years, the quadruple bypasses, the dying off of friends and family, and the ever encroaching loneliness of the retired and rejected. Oh, the occasional filly rumples his sheets, but these encounters all end badly.

These novels, combined with the seemingly endless rain we’ve had over the past few weeks, has me crying out for some light summer reading. Unfortunately, “The Loved and the Lost” doesn’t qualify, despite the large print, and I don’t think a tale of 18th century slavery will exactly lift my spririts. Damn, if only I could find that David Foster Wallace book!

The Truth About Netbooks

There’s been a backlash against netbooks in recent weeks, with one blog post in particular standing out. Netbooks, for the uninitiated, are small, lightweight and not-so-powerful laptops that have been selling like hotcakes for the past year because they offer most of the capabilities of a full-size laptop in a lightweight package (usually about a kilogram), and at a lightweight price (generally from $250 to $500, but I’ve seen them south of $199 on occasion).

A lot of the complaints come from the “mobility” fans — people who already have big, heavy, and powerful laptops as well as smart phones (usually iPhones). They see netbooks as entirely pointless because they lack the power of their serious laptops and the mobility of their smart phones. News flash: if you already have a laptop and an iPhone then yes, a netbook would be pointless. News flash update: not everybody shares your situation.

I’m an example of the kind of person who finds a netbook to be a perfect device for my needs. I have a desktop computer where I do all my “heavy lifting,” including image processing for my two photoblogs. I have a beautiful 22-inch HP monitor that should be (and hopefully will be) color calibrated for photography work. I’m perfectly happy to do that work — and most of my writing and blogging work — at my desk in front of that big bright monitor, using the keyboard and mouse of my choice. I have no desire to do that work on a laptop. None at all. (You want reasons? Start with not wanting to carry my entire photo library and other valuable files around with me every day.)

However, I do like to occasionally go somewhere else to write. I also like to read the BBC online news in the kitchen while eating my breakfast. I find it handy to be able to look things up on IMDB and Wikipedia while I’m watching TV in the living room. I like having the option of updating my blog from anywhere — such as when I’m on vacation or merely passing time in a café or someone else’s house — and to do video chat or Skype from where ever I happen to be. I can get all that by having a laptop to go with my desktop machine. Or I can get a netbook, which does all of those things for half the price and less than half the weight.

Incidentally, I don’t have a smart phone, but I have an iPod Touch, which, with WiFi, is almost the same. More often than not when I’m looking things up on the Web while watching TV it’s on the iPod. Sometimes I use it to read the news on the Beeb, too, but all the scrolling can easily get annoying while you’re trying to eat.

That said, what I find rather laughable are the mobility fans who think you can do just as much (or even “almost” as much) on a smart phone as you could on a netbook. That is daft. Below I will list a few challenges; things that are dead simple on a netbook (or a laptop) that are very difficult or even impossible on a smart phone. These are things I do on a regular basis. OK, mobility fans, let’s see you do any of these on your iPhone:

  • Edit a Wikipedia article, including adding references and updating the history and discussion pages.
  • Make a 600 word blog post on your self-hosted WordPress blog.
  • While reading a long article in the New York Times (online), use your browser’s search function to find a keyword.
  • Update an old blog post to include some new links (which generally involves having multiple tabs open, easily moving between them, cutting and pasting, and forcing a link to open in a new tab).
  • Play the video that appears in a BBC online news story.
  • Buy something on eBay.

“Oh, but those are things I do with my laptop” you might say. Well yes, but I don’t have a laptop! And if I want to do those lightweight things, why should I get a heavy monster of a laptop — or pay $2000+ for an “ultraportable” like the Macbook Air or the Toshiba Portégé — when I can get a netbook that is cheap and effortless to carry? It’s a matter of knowing what you need and buying accordingly.

HP mini 1000 - Smart car

Put another way, if you live in the suburbs and you need a vehicle for hauling lots of gear around for your gardening business, you should probably get a big pickup truck. If you need a second vehicle for getting around when it’s just you and your sweetie, get a tiny, fuel efficient thing like a two-seater Smart car. If all you ever do is go from Point A to Point B and back on a regular schedule, get a bus pass.

You can see where that’s going. My desktop is my pickup truck. My netbook is my Smart car. My iPod Touch is my bus pass.