Jul
18
2007
The folks behind the marketing of the upcoming The Simpsons Movie have angered pagans worldwide by creating a 180-foot tall image of an underwear-clad Homer Simpson on the same hill as the famous Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset, England. The image of Homer is made of biodegradable paint which will eventually dissolve and wash away.
The […]
Jul
17
2007
Hey, remember that post I made a few weeks ago about how Cinema Guzzo was checking people for cameras? Well out of the blue a fight has picked up in the comments between a Guzzo employee and Dave of The End of Dave. Woo hoo! Blork blog as a spectator sport! Maybe I should sell […]
Jun
04
2007
If you want a free digital camera, just follow these easy steps:
Go to Cinema Guzzo in Greenfield Park.
Watch for someone who goes into the cinema, then goes back to his car for a minute, and then returns to the cinema.
Break into the car and steal the camera that he put there because he’s not allowed […]
Mar
05
2007
About a million years ago (OK, 1970), a movie came out starring Ryan O’Neal and Ali MacGraw called “Love Story.” It was based on a novel of the same name by Erich Segal, who also penned the screenplay. The movie was hugely successful, and has since been given the “number nine” position on the American […]
Feb
22
2007
There’s a new documentary about Schwarz’s opening next week in Montreal. Check out the trailer below for a few familiar faces, including that of the late Ryan Larkin…
Feb
20
2007
Last April, I reported on my reaction to seeing the trailer for United 93 one night at the cinema. Until then, I had not even known of the film’s existence. I was rather cynical at the time, and could only think of pessimistic reasons why the film had been made.
When the film came out, it […]
Dec
06
2006
Everybody knows about YouTube, but what about TonTuyau? (It’s pronounced “tohn-TU-yo” or something like that.) That’s a home-grown (Quebec) YouTube-like video sharing thingy with a French interface. I draw your attention to this because (a) hey, cool, and (b) you can go there and see a trailer for the teen rom-com movie that Martine co-wrote. […]