It’s a sad day on Planet Blork

It’s official — I now use MSIE as my browser at the office.

That’s sad because I’ve been using Netscape since 1995 when I had my first browser experience with Netscape 1.1 on an HP UNIX box. The first couple of versions of IE were just too lame for words, plus I was very happy to use any alternative to a Microsoft product (for all the usual reasons).

Then somewhere along the way IE got good. That wasn’t enough to make me switch though. For one thing, I absolutely hated the way IE handles bookmarks (don’t even get me started on calling them “Favorites”…). But then a few things started chipping away at my resolve.

For one thing, when the hated AOL bought Netscape I almost puked. My whole argument about supporting the “little guy” flew out the window. Then there was the increasing instability of Netscape. It seemed to crash more and more with every release (at least it did on my computer).

The final chip was chipped–no, the final massive chunk was cleaved–when I installed Netscape 6.0.

Mozilla my butt. I don’t care how well it “renders”, the damn thing is almost unusable! In many ways it throws me back to 1995. Some pages simply don’t appear when you surf to them. (No, don’t blame bad coding–a good browser is “smart” enough to interpret coding glitches.) Bookmarking? Ha! The whole drag & drop method of bookmarking that made Netscape so brilliant has been, well, dragged out and dropped into the trash. It’s gone! And get this, on some pages with frames, I can’t use “Back”. The Back button and menu items are greyed out! Plus I can’t make any printer option changes. And I can’t open a link to a gopher menu. And the Help is abysmal. Need I go on?

So I uninstalled it, both at work and at home. I went back to using Netscape 4.76. Then, the other day Netscape started acting really strange at the office. One of those screwy crashes that requires a reboot to fix. But I’m on an NT box here and its a pain to reboot. So I popped open IE to use for a while.

And I got to like it.

Not love it, but like it. So I made the concious decision to switch. And that’s what I did. And it feels weird, like I’m using someone else’s computer. I’m still using Netscape at home, because I don’t know how to easily transfer my 300 or so bookmarks. Maybe its just a matter of time…

Footnote: don’t talk to me about Opera. It’s alright, but I don’t like the “feel” of it–particularly the fact that all windows are contained within the main window instead of being free-floating. Also, I got into an email fight with some dope from their support desk who destroyed any sense I had that people at Opera have a clue. If they do have any clues its because the stole them from the support dope, leaving him, obviously, with none.

Bent World Department

CBC Radio news is reporting on the strange case of the rare “fainting goat”. This is a type of goat that is thought to have originated in Nova Scotia (although most folklore about it centers around Tennesee for some reason). They are a weird genetic mutation with one odd trait–if they are startled or get excited, their legs freeze up and they tip over. They do not lose consciousness, they just fall down!

Klunk!

Talk about a counter-adaptive mutation! When farmer Bob comes out with the gun, do they run away? No, they just bleat once and fall over, waiting for the axe.

There’s a woman in Nova Scotia who is breeding them, to “bring back” the population which has declined over the years. She describes how in the morning she comes out with the feed bucket and they all get excited and fall over like bowling pins.