A few days ago I was in a St. Hubert chicken rotisserie restaurant (don’t ask). I spotted this highly ambiguous pictogram on the wall:
Here’s my explication:
PLEASE WAVE AT THE HANDICAPPED.
Or, if you prefer, how about this dramatic interpretation:
FEMALE: “It’s over! I’m leaving you for the guy in the wheelchair.”
MALE: “No! I’m leaving you for the guy in the wheelchair!
Got a better idea? Leave it in the comments!