Apr 29 2006

Egg Blorkmuffin

Kinda like that other one, but homemade.

yum

Toasted and lightly buttered whole wheat English muffin, free-range egg, lait cru aged cheddar cheese, Italian pancetta, and a touch of Dijon mustard.

Categorized under Food and Drink

18 Comments on “Egg Blorkmuffin”

  1. ajon 29 Apr 2006 at 11:03 pm

    yeah, but where’s the cheerfully printed wrapper with the B monogram? where’s the Justin Timberlake-penned jingle? Come on, sometimes I think you’re just not trying ;)

  2. Michelon 30 Apr 2006 at 9:35 am

    Free-range egg? Wow, I’m glad that the egg had a little time to explore its surroundings before being hauled off to the slaughterhouse.
    Where can I, a simple peon, find me one of these free-range eggs? I’m sure they’re a bit gamier.

  3. blorkon 30 Apr 2006 at 9:59 am

    Oh Michel, you’re such a bitch. They’re actually called “free run” eggs when I look closely. It doesn’t mean much, just that the chickens are confined to a slightly larger cage than some others.

  4. Thomason 30 Apr 2006 at 10:15 am

    That looks heavenly!

    /big fan of breakfast sammiches here

  5. Suzanneon 30 Apr 2006 at 5:47 pm

    Wow. That looks very tasty! I’ve always liked the concept of an egg *muffin, but couldn’t even fathom the idea of eating one from M.

    I’d be curious to see the calorie & fat count of yours compared to the mc-version. ;)

  6. Nickon 30 Apr 2006 at 6:46 pm

    What, you left out the microbial enzyme and lipase? Shame on you.

  7. ingridon 30 Apr 2006 at 9:19 pm

    oh wow very nice! i love egg (mac-/whatever-) muffins but always miss the 11am deadline of the breakfast serving time!

    may i ask a very stupid question, blork, as a cooking beginner: how is it possible to cook the eggs in such a way that they be kept in a round and thick shape to fit into the english muffins? is there a special utensil (?a big ring) to do this?

  8. Martineon 30 Apr 2006 at 9:28 pm

    Ingrid: It’s a simple little tool called an egg ring. They sell them in all shapes and sizes

  9. blorkon 30 Apr 2006 at 9:50 pm

    Or you can even use a tuna can with both top and bottom removed. Whichever you use, you should butter it up first or the egg will stick.

    Another thing, since egg white cooks faster than egg yolk, I break the yoke and stir it up a bit before pouring it into the egg ring. Not a scramble, just a light mix.

  10. blorkon 30 Apr 2006 at 9:53 pm

    As for the calorie and fat count, it’s probably not low. On the other hand, the amount of butter I used was minimal, as was the amount of pancetta. I didn’t even use much cheese.

    And unlike the McD version, it contained NO “liquid margarine” and did not come with a side of greasy hash browns.

  11. Lisaon 01 May 2006 at 6:29 am

    My husband smuggled in “eggy bagels” to me when I was in hospital, which were a homemade version of the McDonald’s variety. Yum.

    BTW, you *can* get free-range eggs (or at least that’s what they call them here). The chickens are kept in infinitely better conditions than battery hens, and best of all, they simply taste a hell of a lot better. Personally, I can’t taste the difference between organic and free-range, but it’s no comparison to a “regular” egg. Even the yolk is much yellower.

  12. blorkon 01 May 2006 at 9:38 am

    I think Michel’ bitchy point was that it’s the chickens that are “free range,” not the eggs.

  13. ingridon 01 May 2006 at 4:28 pm

    salut martine, hello blork, many thanks for the tips! cheers!!

  14. DZidaron 01 May 2006 at 5:38 pm

    Those Canadians love the pork, when they visit here I hear the word pea-meal over & over again.

  15. Michelon 04 May 2006 at 4:17 pm

    Yeah, it’s that whole marketing thing of free-range or free-run eggs. Hard to conceptualise. Reminds me of a joke: A contented-looking egg is lying in bed, smoking a cigarette. Next to him is a frustrated-looking chicken, who harrumphs: “Well, I guess we answered *that* question.”
    As for cooking the egg, I’ve also seen it done (at St-Viateur Bagel on Mont-Royal), where they pour a beaten egg into a ramekin and heat it in a microwave.

  16. Hugoon 04 May 2006 at 4:18 pm

    Looks like that one is a no-mayo. It looks great and feels like you’d surf out the craving for a second one.

  17. Pamelaon 05 May 2006 at 8:25 am

    This is a firm favourite of mine!!

  18. ingridon 06 May 2006 at 11:54 am

    have just made one!

    http://ingridfoodjournal.blogspot.com/2006/05/homemade-egg-xx-muffin-with-british.html

    pic not too elegant but the sandwich was quite tasty. the experiment with the egg ring went okay although i wasnt sure how to get the (inside of the) egg cooked but the base not burnt…next time will try microwave and ramekin as per michel’s suggestion. thanks for the inspiration, blork! i can eat egg muffin any time now!=P