Very Impressive…

Check out this scan from the back of a box of new Aquafresh “dental mints.” Look at the graph… the red line shows how much you salivate when you’re just standing there like a dope. The blue line shows how much you salivate when you’re sucking on a “dental mint”.so lame

(a) When did salivation become the cornerstone of dental hygiene?

(b) Big freakin’ deal! So the mints make you salivate. Don’t they all? How about showing us a comparison against Altoids, or Hall’s? How about if you’re chewing on a piece of wood?

The worst of it is, there are people out there who fall for this crap. Grrrrrrrr