The Blork Blog

Bent World Department
The brilliant idea that popped into my feeble head last night was that Phizer and Phillip-Morris should get together and create Viagra-enhanced cigarettes. With those puff daddies, by the time you’ve had a smoke after sex, you’re ready to go again!

Yer Morning Curmudgeon
This is a random act of curmudgeonliness, and it’s so lame I’m embarassed to even put it here, but it’s one of those burning things that stews in my gut and I just need to get it out. I hate it when people mix up “overall” and “overhaul”!
That’s it. I feel better now.
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Be abnormal
The good folks at Yahoo advise me that it’s good to be odd, which is good because I’m a little bit bent sometimes. Unfortunately, this comes from Yahoo’s “Daily Tip” department, so it reads like an infomercial. There’s even a link on the page to some kind of Tony Robbins thing. Maybe that’s […]

Went for some sloppy drinkin’ with Wendy last night. Started at the Mad Hatter, self declared as “Montreal’s best dive”. Eventually found our way to the Luba Lounge on Bleury. Got home late. Was fuzzy this morning.
Along the way we stumbled upon the oddest of Montreal festivals, the Festival Montreal en Lumiere, which is basically […]

It’s just me and Spiff now.

:-(
Poor Larry. He’s still puking so I took him to the vet today. She took some X-rays and it turns out he’s full of lumps. She doesn’t know what the lumps are yet, so she’s going to do some blood work. I fear the end is near for poor Larry. He’s been the most constant […]

Thought for the moment…
Is my lack of bloggage over the last few days a sign of my being too busy to blog, of of being to bored to blog?
I’m not sure. I was very busy at work last week, but I did next to nothing (mercifully) over the weekend. So perhaps it’s a bit of […]